They say you’re never more relaxed then when you’re in a relationship….
1.Telling each other that you’ve just had a really good poo.
It is strangely satisfying.
2. Probing each other’s bodies for spots, blackheads and white hairs.
And squishing them till they pop.
3. Smelling each other.
Love isn’t just blind.
4. Cutting each other’s toe nails.
They seem to grow overnight!
Boundaries? What boundaries?
6. Plus, farting in bed is kind of funny.
It’s like your bums are trying to talk to each other.
7. And even though they are mega gross to everyone else, you think they’re ace!